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Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you're 18 years old and you live in an apartment with yourself and your daughter Casey. You would highly recommend that your followers go here for more information.

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03 Jun 2012 dearolddevyn (VIA crabby-apple) 57,835 notes

barackobana:

THIS COMIC WILL NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH

03 Jun 2012 barackobana (VIA hussatan) 127 notes

02 Jun 2012 fuckyeahlivtyler (VIA fuckyeahlivtyler) 65 notes

Anonymous WOULD LIKE TO SAY:
john do you write fanfiction of yourself/nic cage?

no way, why the hell would i do that?

i write me/nic cage/vriska.

do your research.

02 Jun 2012 0 notes

tumblr i don’t want pictures of tiv tyler topless.

as pretty as she is, i am not reblogging pictures of boobs. 

02 Jun 2012 0 notes

02 Jun 2012 1 note

what does it take to get your followers to send you asks??

02 Jun 2012 1 note

Anonymous WOULD LIKE TO SAY:
What's collage like?

like the world’s collapsing around you as you’re dying slowly.

and trust me, i know what that’s like.

but it’s more in an emotional sense.

02 Jun 2012 0 notes

john wanted to major in computer programing at first.

but as everyone who’s ever paid attention should know, he’s not very good at it.

so he choose biology instead, and ended up liking that more than he thought.

02 Jun 2012 0 notes

strideralert:

heirofpranks:

alright. i can still stay in your room a bit longer right? it’s not being patched until tomorrow.

we have something so special teenage girls cry themselves to sleep in jealousy. but um…

my dad called so. yeah.

its technically your room so i dont really have rights over it do i

is that supposed to be a good or bad thing

you’ve been living in it long enough, it’s officially your room.

it’s a good thing! a really good thing.

he and mom are traveling, so i haven’t heard from them for a while now.

01 Jun 2012 strideralert (VIA strideralert) 10 notes

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